Friday, October 07, 2005

It's been a long time. But you know what they say, slow motion better then no motion.

So I've been incrediblly busy this last week, and so instead of updating with something new I'll give you all a blast from the past: an old top 5 list. Here it is:

Top 5 Euphemisms for Heterosexual Intercourse.

5. Doing the DEW!!?!?!?!?!?!?

4. Bumping Nasties.

3. Genital Bowling.

2. That thing my parents do when they think I’m asleep.

1. Balls to taint slapping.

Until We Meet Again

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