As if my life wasn’t sh*tty enough I just found out that one of my all-time favorite musicians, Mason Jennings, has been signed by Isaac Brock’s (the lead singer of Modest Mouse) new label. Mason will release his new album, which should come out out in early 2006 on this label. This means that coming to a frat house near you: Mason Jennings!!! (And yes I realize Mason is already, a very oddly I might ad, big in the frat scene, but you get the picture.) It also means that in the near future people will say to me: ‘Have you heard of that new guy Mason Jennings?’. I will then proceed to flip out and tell this person that Mason Jennings has actually been around for some time now, first album came out in 1997, and that their parents are ashamed of them and God couldn’t possibly love them. Mason’s new album will probably be a replay of Modest Mouse’s last album for me. A great album ruined by mindless douches. F***ing A man. F***ing A.
Anyway, I’ve decided to leave you all on a much happier note. The following is a top ten list that a football player at my school put in the ‘about me’ section of his facebook page. For practical purposes I’m assuming ‘mess with’ means mess around with or be active sexually (i.e. putting out, "Roman" hands, ect.) in some way. Enjoy.
TOP 10 reasons to mess with a football player
10. We love to HIT HARD
9. We'll play anywhere and anytime
8. We always wear protection
7. We love to play dirty
6. We are not afraid of turf burns
5. We smack asses for great effort
4. We always like to be on the top
3. We are good with using our hands
2. We can go for 90 minutes with 11 different positions
1. Our main goal is to drive it in for the score, and hear the loud screaming
Until We Meet Again
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